So, the dumbasses at my local Department of Transportation decided that it would be a GREAT idea to close one of two lanes of a major freeway at the beginning of rush hour so some guy could walk around taking pictures. Traffic was stopped for 4 miles and getting deeper. This is the second time this week!
Nah, I ask CDOT to close the highway for me all the time, just to get in the way of people like OP!
They just do it, don’t even ask me why.
There’s no way
Edit: dammit. I’m posting this from the highway after asking CDOT to close it down. They didn’t even ask me why