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For instance, take the two words “footlong” and “meatball”. Make up your mind that you will say both phrases, but leave it unsettled which you will say first. Now open your mouth and speak. If your thoughts incline ever so little towards “footlong”, you will say “footlong meatball”; if they turn, by even a hair’s breadth, towards “meatball”, you will say “meatball footlong”; but if you have the rarest of gifts, a perfectly balanced mind (as all things should be), you will say “Football meatlong”. - Lewis Carroll
I’m very phone call avoidant so, almost the only people I talk to on it are the people I love. So, one day my boss calls me for something stupid (our offices are like 100ft apart) and I say “love you, bye” and hang up. So, her and all of us in middle management began saying “love you” at the end of our calls. Also, at the end of meetings. End up being kind of sweet, honestly.
Aww, that’s really nice :-)
I would like a Football Meatlong with Peef please.
Peef clease.
No worms!
Sbubby Eaf freef
Wouldn’t we all
Can we make “no worms!” a thing? I like it
Peef would kinda be a great name for like a vegan sausage though
“Why yes! I’d love to try some peef Wellington!”
Ok, but I should warn you that the peef has an odd texture and is really better served ground rather than whole. :/
That’s what she said
Ouch.
worker: do you want me?
customer: i dont rightly know sir
worker: make an assessment
Easy now, fuzzy little woman peach!
*Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you’re a woman? Please correct me if I’m wrong! For some reason ‘woman peach’ sounds so much funnier than ‘man peach’ anyway, so it works! Haha!
You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
Ever go to a club where people wee on eachother?
The last one is my favorite.
That’s someone’s pornstar name, I guarantee it
That customer knew exactly what they wanted.
I used to work in an outbound call center. Worst job I’ve ever had, but that’s beside the point.
There is a surprisingly common surname that’s spelt “Cockburn” but pronounced “Cou burn” (Like Coat, but no T)
Nobody told me this until I was halfway through the list, which was several dozen names long.
The diabetic one really got me
you will be :)
