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minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 days agoworker: do you want me? customer: i dont rightly know sir worker: make an assessment
minus-squareMissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoYou ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
minus-squareBreadOven@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoEver go to a club where people wee on eachother?
minus-squareZoop@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 days agoEasy now, fuzzy little woman peach! *Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you’re a woman? Please correct me if I’m wrong! For some reason ‘woman peach’ sounds so much funnier than ‘man peach’ anyway, so it works! Haha!
worker: do you want me?
customer: i dont rightly know sir
worker: make an assessment
You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
Ever go to a club where people wee on eachother?
Easy now, fuzzy little woman peach!
*Edit to fix the quote since I think I remember you’re a woman? Please correct me if I’m wrong! For some reason ‘woman peach’ sounds so much funnier than ‘man peach’ anyway, so it works! Haha!