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low-resolution square image, to perfectly eye-catching, and that sign?
yeah this is AI isn’t itHe has a wife, you know.
“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”
What?
America moment
Trucker humor…
But for real when you’ve got 200 gallons of diesel to pump and you only get paid by the mile, you don’t wanna be waiting on some asshole who decided that now was the best time to update their logbook.
With ELDs, it’s more like they left their rig there while they went inside to pay to get the pump set up, but took a glorious dump first.
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELING OR GET SHOT!
* Cocks rifle… *
You know who uses discreet shipping…
Ok but jokes aside what is it?
an Enormous Penis
Three midgets in a trenchcoat, obvs.
Special delivery for your mom.
If that driver has an accident, he’s well and truly fucked!
Later, in the Emergency Department:
“Okay, doc, you’re never gonna believe this, but…”
Is it the XXL sized veiny hammer? Because one of them nuts is looking a bit more swollen than the other.
Nobody’s perfect.
Nailed it ;-)
…dammit.
I was leg to believe i ordered the big one… Hello disappointment, my old friend…
Hey Bill! Your parts just came in!
Yeah, I gots a deliv’ry here for ahhhh . . Ssserrney Abbas?
Any you guys Serny Abbas? We’re heres to installs y’new schlong.
