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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago

Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine

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Boys, don't dev alone or you'll end up with a git log like mine

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Gonzako@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 day ago
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  • python@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    well yeah, in an enterprise project we would say “chore(test)”. Semantic release ftw!

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    I cannot give you a 100% for consistency. You have three inconsistent check in messages: ‘tet’, ‘FueraEstanciaRowRename’, and ‘Revert “test”’. You must be uniformly informative with your messages.

  • AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 day ago

    [Test] around and find out

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    You need to learn refactoring/squashing

  • AstroLightz@lemmy.world
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    You don’t just write your entire project, then make your first commit?

    /j

    • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I do kinda do that with the initial commit (don’t commit anything until I have something really basic that works). It feels awkward to commit code that does nothing.

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        That’s all I ever commit

  • the_beber@feddit.org
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    Whenever I work on something, I don‘t intend on publishing, I use What the commit.

    • Gonzako@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh, nice. i’ll script it on my neovim

  • leo85811nardo@lemmy.world
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    Me when learning GH Actions/CI/CD

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    A dev on windows? Of course that’s your git log!

  • Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State"@anarchist.nexus
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    nonsense, I would never use windows

  • olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Skill issue

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      Yep. https://gitlab.com/bss03/halogen-lambda/-/commits/main

      Not an issue, https://gitlab.com/bss03/type-aligned/-/commits/main

      for real devs. https://gitlab.com/bss03/nested/-/commits/main

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        Has your real dev commits gotten you a real dev job? You seem to be looking for a job offer on your mastodon since february and i’m worried for you.

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          I’m not sure if any of those commits did, but I worked 2 years doing Haskell backend and jQuery+Bootstrap frontend for Masterword. Before that I did some work for Wire: https://github.com/wireapp/wire-server/commits?author=stephen-smith Before that, I worked at TGCS for nearly a decade.

          But, right now I am still looking for work. I’ve actually been looking since April 2025 when my time at Masterword ended, but I did update my “hire me” posts back in February because my living situation changed, opening up more opportunities. Originally I needed something remote so I could continue to take care of my father (RIP), now relocation is certainly an option.

          If anyone reading this has a position available, or is just curios, my current resume public: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ORf48b557nK0gYI4h6J0xP7nzOVRoqtOogYsukUMREU

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            Best of luck finding a job, sorry about your father

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              ty

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    1 day ago

    Is it humor because we make fun of you?

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      More like laughs out of relatability. Tho I am getting dogpiled for the industry standard practice of using what the company provides.

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    I see I’m not the only one fighting with CI/CD pipelines.

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    Looks like a normal branch where someone debugs some GitHub workflow.

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    👏 Learn 👏 to 👏 squash 👏 those 👏 commits 👏

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      Seriously. My colleague does the same shit and it made me so mad until I realised he was on his branch. Then I was like, whatever, as long as you do a proper MR.

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    my private repo is filled with “stuff”, “more stuff”, “new stuff”, “changes” commits.

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