gonster responsibly
Posion
Still less gross than buckfast
Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster’s Roll.
Serving suggestion. Enjoy as part of a balanced diet.
Dispose of used electrical items responsibly and do not consume.
“It’s eerily beautiful. Are you sure it’s safe?” - Marge Simpson
It looks radioactive
this is called a billie irish and not a gonster
I drink neither but… just fucking no.
I won’t go out of my way to make one, but I’d try it if offered.
now we need goner and gast-
you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.
Guinness floats on a ton of stuff. Black and tan, snakebite, etc. There’s a whole bunch of drinks that are just Guinness on top of something.
The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.
Thick and dense are not the same, Guinness will float on pretty much anything sweet.
The green glow probably comes from the contained radium
i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.
Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?
This could be Your Only Chance to find out
to jonkler
Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea
Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko
I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She’d chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.
It was 12% abv 24 ounces.
A standard beer is ~5% 12 ounces.
~2.5× stronger 2× the amount
Chugging 5 beers at once will get most people feeling quite buzzed.
24 oz is on par with a bottle of wine. Chug a whole bottle of wine and get back to me
What an absolute machine. The world doesn’t know what it lost
Nah, it’s fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.
I’m sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.
Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn’t refer to it as either “wreck the hoose juice” or “the devil’s ribena”. Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.
…sounds like a great plan for waking up in the worst toilet in scotland…
Ok, may I ask, what in the what did I just watch?
I used to live quite close to that toilet, or rather where the toilet is supposed to be. The one in the film was a studio set and the betting shop its filmed in was in Glasgow. Also round the corner from the gunner Which is another Irvine Welsh favourite.
It is. It can also be quite fun.
I’ve always found it fun at the time and painful the next day
