Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agoWhy do German cats live forever?message-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up149file-text
arrow-up149message-squareWhy do German cats live forever?Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square13linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·11 hours agoThe German word for “no” in this context is “keine”, not “nein”. No, I’m not fun at parties. I’m German.
minus-squareSavinDWhales@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoA German joke is no laughing matter!
minus-squarePommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 hours agoHow many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 (It’s not funny, but it’s efficient)
minus-squareStrider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoCan confirm German attitude. I’d also say this joke does sadly not work.
minus-squareFrickAndMortar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 hours agoNot OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”. Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!
minus-squareThe Real King Gordon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·11 hours agoThis guy germans.
minus-squareslevinkelevra@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 hours agoLet me top that by correcting the joke: Because when they’re asked if they have any lives left they say “nein!”
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoIf Germans are not fun at parties, explain this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTs6R1AseXg&pp=ygULZ2lnYW50b2JhbGw%3D
minus-squareTug@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 hours agoIt was an expected risk, posting a joke in a language I don’t sprechen.
minus-squareMsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 hours ago*sprechen And I’m also no fun at parties. I’m German.
minus-squareMoonRaven@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 hours agoUsername checks out. I’m Dutch.
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoYou’re a party pooper! With Jennifer. IYKYK
The German word for “no” in this context is “keine”, not “nein”.
No, I’m not fun at parties. I’m German.
A German joke is no laughing matter!
How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1
(It’s not funny, but it’s efficient)
Can confirm German attitude. I’d also say this joke does sadly not work.
Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.
Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!
This guy germans.
Let me top that by correcting the joke:
If Germans are not fun at parties, explain this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTs6R1AseXg&pp=ygULZ2lnYW50b2JhbGw%3D
It was an expected risk, posting a joke in a language I don’t sprechen.
*spreche
nAnd I’m also no fun at parties. I’m German.
Username checks out. I’m Dutch.
You’re a party pooper! With Jennifer.
IYKYK