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Did you know someone broke in to my house and stole a dozen eggs from me? They also left a pot of boiling water on the stove...

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Did you know someone broke in to my house and stole a dozen eggs from me? They also left a pot of boiling water on the stove...

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago

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Police think it was poachers

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