I’m going to be a baker! just putting it off as long as possible because I don’t want to wake up at 2am.

Who doesn’t?

eat half the bag and return them for a refund

yes

I dislike the “calories per 100g” Just tell me how many calories are in the package and I’ll eat the whole thing.

I like the shadow of a ceiling fan

I saw a pregnant person drink a non alcoholic beer. I guess it’s better than nothing? I could imagine a pregnant person craving a beer, but wanting to avoid alcohol.