BAT!

Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don’t want to live forever. I’m not even sure about the rest of the week.

“Kids these days” has been a complaint from older generations for as long as there’s been language.

As much as I detest this pointless inter-generational conflict and dumb labels, if you start calling Gen X ‘Boomers’ don’t be surprised when you get pushback. If anything, Gen X has the biggest grudge against the baby boomers out of all. Those fuckers were our parents, and they sold us a lie.

Spoiler: I already was.

Does that mean I can call anyone under 30 an infant?

Chinatown Wars on DS is my favourite GTA game.

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Ah, so you’re just an arsehole. Bye.

Ok, but it’s not that hard, bro.

Id

:|

I only someone could invent some kind of computerised grammar checking utility. ;)

That’s the least of the grammatical problems in that post.

“We can’t say how much pissed we are because you would see how greed we really are.”

:eyetwitch:

Pathogenic. I’m fucked.

Talk about making a mountain out of a molehill.

I’ll put money into that crowdfunding campaign.

He wants to fuck those animals, doesn’t he?

Ever read Hogfather? It is occult shit.

If you think that’s bullying, you’re in for a stressful life, friend.

If I had one of them I wouldn’t speak of it either.

Edit: Oof. We’ve got some Accord owners in the audience. Just riffin’, kids.