Yeah but compare their driving record to atheists’ driving record. How often do you see nothing sitting by the side of the road?
… Kinda crazy that a community so dedicated to woke scolding only has one comment that plenty of those are for victims.
I may be too hopeful but I assume it’s cuz everyone is smart enough to understand the joke and that it’s not actually making fun of the victims
Sure bro, that’s why everyone else is competing to be as cruel and bigoted as they can.
Atheist: shit, I’m sliding out! Better get this under control.
Christian: Jesus, take the wheel!
I know it’s a meme but… victims of car crashes are not just bad drivers
“Jesus take the wheel!”
I don’t think he even has a driving licence.
turns coolant into wine
hell yeah jesus now make my gas infinite too
Got it revoked for DUI probably. His BAC is the same as wine.
If he drove his car into a lake, would it float or would he just burst thru the roof like a bond villain?
Lol
They shouldn’t wear seatbelts
Let them put their faith to the test
On a serious note.
I knew a woman who would not wear a seatbelt, her reasoning? If she wore one, it would signal to god that she didn’t trust him.
Did… did you know my mom? She’s literally bitched my entire life about how she shouldn’t have to wear one if she doesn’t want to and that if she died in an accident she would “go on to glory”, it took my baby brother balling his eyes out that he didn’t want her to die to get her to do it. I still have doubts that she wears one if she’s in the car by herself. For context I’m now in my 40s
I saw a video where daughters were arguing with their mother about turning the car off while it was being fueled. She refused to because “do you not trust Jesus? If we die, it is God’s will. I trust him and will not interfere”. Dangerous morons.
That’s cool, did you use ‘knew’ as in before she flew out a windscreen?
There’s stupid, then there’s religious stupid…
It’s the perfect religion for being an utter psychopath.
No matter what, you’re forgiven if you believe some Palestinian dude a couple thousand years ago is the only son of a supreme deity.
It’s such a dovetail with capitalism it’s criminal; be horrible, go to the good afterlife anyway‽
Blame the vehicle industry.
A good Christian rides camels, horses, and multiple wifes.Ride… the wives?
حَرِيمٌ
monogamy is a recent western sabotage propaganda.I know what a harem is. I was just making a joke about riding wives like animals vs sexually.
yes
Awareness ≢ endorsement.
I love consentual poly{gamy,eros} & promiscuity.
I am incompatibility with such an objectifying grooming dominant religion.
Free all✊🏿
Yes. I’ve been on motorcycles the better part of my life and I give any vehicles with religious stickers a wide berth.
College alumni stickers are also an excellent bad driver indicator.
as a kid used to get in competitions on who would spot more of these crosses during road trips, we got lots of mountain serpentines, thus many of these near cliffs
