Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…

What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.

Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷‍♂️

Joke’s on you. I use a VPN.

How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD

A digital panopticon.

Yeah, and I mean Starbucks used to be a staple for me; I’m not gonna deny that. Back when the original customer loyalty/gold card program existed, the entire chain was setup to be a daily experience, not a premium experience, and I was there daily. Plus, I swear I remember the coffee tasting better back then. But the movies aren’t dead because of candy sales and Starbucks won’t die for adapting their business model to the times. I suppose I’ve just been around long enough to mourn how things used to be.

Hm… Well, I for one did go to Starbucks. A LOT. For 20 years of my life. And I’m done with them.

Now I’m not going to pretend that the CEO cares at all about me. I’m also not going to pretend that their coffee was bad or that things are going to change because I don’t buy their product or that I’m some great moralist for quitting Starbucks. I just don’t like Brian Niccol and I don’t want him to have any fraction of my money. Dude’s a piece of work and the market of other options for coffee is more saturated than the caffeine content of my bloodstream.