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teach me and you’ll never be fully hydrated again
Modern men’s unwillingness to get their lips dirty is responsible for all these weak willed chuds serving the Epstein agenda.
what are you gonna do about it? Hold me down? Hold me down with your girly hands!? Hold me down and feed me a constant stream of thick, hard cocks!?!? I dare you to even TRY
The Internet thanks you for having the courage to share your deepest fantasies.
That can’t be true, the Epstein in Chief got his lips dirty on Bill’s ding dong. Certainly the greatest strongest dick sucker that ever held the position.
That’s why the Epstein class are in change! They’ll do what their braindead followers won’t because they convinced them that sucking dick means submission. In reality, sucking is the power move.
true christians have always known that a man’s power resides in his balls, and if you spill your seed it’s like letting the air out of a balloon.
This is why tanuki rule japan from the shadows.
It always comes back to those darn tanuki 😔
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The fact that this supposedly came from somebody with an adoration of a children’s book movie character is what gets me. Honestly, what has the world come to? On second thought, don’t answer that.
It’s Eeyore. He’s an icon for the depressed.
No one wants to work anymore 😔
Allegory of the long spoons strikes again. Oddly enough, there is no mention of (auto)fellatio on the Talk page. Maybe if masturbation had the same issues as self-tickling, there would have been an NSFW version of the allegory…
