• HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I get that. Maybe “most” is overstating it for humans as well. But I think you are forgetting choking the thing out. Saying its 10 feet long is misleading. There’s a lot of tail and average size is not 300lbs. That’s max. Average is like 150.

    I think if you can avoid getting bit in the neck, you have a chance.

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      3 days ago

      This is some of the strongest “I could fight a gorilla” -energy I’ve seen so far

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          3 days ago

          Stabbing something with sticks with your crew and proper plan and distance is a quite bit different than getting into a wrestling match with a comodo dragon

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      3 days ago

      This is delusional. You couldn’t even take the boar or water buffallo in a fight unscathed that a komodo dragon kills and swallows whole for lunch.

      Good luck choking out a lizard with a neck that’s probably as strong as your entire body…

      • HasturInYellow@lemmy.world
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        You guys are acting like you’d love through this or come out completely in harmed. I already agreed you be mained and could die afterwards.

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      Great, you try choking it. What is stopping it from shredding your arm to bits in two seconds while you try to find a decent grip?