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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

soak and jump hump

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soak and jump hump

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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • astanix@lemmy.world
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    Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

    They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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      They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

      But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

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        No, it was just a dumb hoax.

        • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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          I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

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            The ol’ poophole loophole.

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            https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

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            • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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              I was hoping someone would post that

            • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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              I knew before I even opened the link

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            What did they think sodomy meant?

            • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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              Being gay.

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            The old poohole loophole

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            A dick suck ain’t cheatin’

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        I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

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        No.

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      Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

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      Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

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        Are they fucking morons

        Close, they are mormons fucking

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          To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

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            the difference is so small you can barely tell

            Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

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            That’s what she said?

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        No, they’re mormons.

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      Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

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        No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

        Edit: sorry wrong community.

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        It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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      Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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      …they would still be moving around

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        The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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        Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

        Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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