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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 hours ago

Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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Any tech wizards available know how to boot a F-35 into Safe Mode? Speedy replies appreciated

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/22503006

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    30 minutes ago

    Have you tried powering it off and on again?

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    5 hours ago

    funny enough, i’ve got a guy on speed dial who does (my BIL used to be an F35 wrench)

    those helmets are really cool. you can see through the plane when you press the right button.

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    Hang on, I’ve got a Fedora boot stick on me somewhere…

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    Once it’s in safe mode, just remove the en-US pack and install one of the European cultures instead. Gets rid of ads, but you might lose copilot too and I don’t know if that’s a good thing in this situation.

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      No, you got it completely wrong. The first thing to do is remove the French language pack with rm -fr /.

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      Don’t worry it’s a single seater, if you’re hearing voices behind you that’s a different kind of problem.

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    8 hours ago

    Blue Screen of Defence War

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    9 hours ago

    I’d be so mad if the last thing I saw before plummeting to my fiery death was that stupid smug little sad face and a BSOD

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    9 hours ago

    Try Shift + Right Stick…sorry that’s the launch missile button.

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    9 hours ago

    just wing it

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    9 hours ago

    Land it in Tehran, they have technicians there who can help.

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    10 hours ago

    they do use linux LynxOS-178

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    10 hours ago

    Pull that yellow and black thing. You can be sure the problem will not happen again.

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    10 hours ago

    “I have two copies of War Thunder running, and neither is working”

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    11 hours ago

    Immediately made me think of this https://youtube.com/shorts/quPd1_oveks

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    11 hours ago

    Simultaneously press the “launch sidewinder” button and F9 after turning the plane off and on mid-flight. Try not to aim at a place where people live. Then run “sfcscan /now” and kindly report back to me about the same.

    post marked as solved

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    11 hours ago

    I’d suggest posting on the war thunder forums.

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