i would like a gyro

Hey tranhonganh102! Your epidermis is showing!

See epidermis means hair, so it’s technically true

That’s just his stench cloud. It makes light get all wavy. Darryl hasn’t bathed like, ever.

Abrasions, or minor wounds with ointment on the surrounding skin that you don’t want the ointment getting fucking everywhere and staining your cute panties (calmoseptine I am looking directly at you)

Yeah we all independently came up with the idea of wearing black boxes for Halloween too

can we make canada and mexico kiss in the middle 👉👈😅

NOT TRUE. there’s those stupid short folk on the falklands with the webbed feet and the orange noses, what smell awful and like bad fish who dress formal everywhere. they’re pretty silly

IT GIVES MY HAIR A HEALTHY SHINE

i would’ve thought russia would be the one against it

Sacre bleh

yeah. weirdness ought to be celebrated. it’s those little hyperfocuses that give us our passion.

it feels very transitory and still at the same time. i love it. you capture the juxtaposition of motion and stillness, silence and noise, it’s really good. also you’ve got excellent framing. it’s existential and absurd.

I make this joke whenever we park the car. Or bikes. In a parking lot.

The best part is my wife still laughs.

I said it as i was getting out of the car for band practice last week. I think it’s a 50 car parking lot. There actually is a second lot connecting to it (like a 20 car lot) for a school, so I’m going to have to sit down with a map one of these days and figure out where the lines of the Itchy Lot are and Be Fucking Accurate next time i make this joke.

oh sorry i’m hard of hearing

so i’ve been meaning to use these great thai chilis in my garden

i’m not sure that detritus is going to put off smoke that’s health to eat. we’ll either have to barbecue over something else or order in.

I mean… what courthouse am I going to be spending time at? I gotta figure out lunches.

do you have a nice starter lock you like? i’ve got one of LPL’s genesis sets (intent has to be proven in my jurisdiction and i dress too ridiculously for them to prove intent) and a bunch of shitty locks. I don’t really have a favorite yet

Yeah, it’s ACAB. All Cops Are Bastards (because enforcing the interest of large property holders makes you do bastard things), not All Cops Are Evil.