I don’t even know why they’re called conservatives if they don’t conserve anything other than their frail egos.
They’re conserving their bank accounts and conserving the traditional values of 300 years ago.
But traditionally women weren’t allowed to portray women. Men had to dress in drag to portray women. If they are all for traditional values then I demand more dresses on more men.
I like your style
Except when it comes to time to practice said traditional values. Then its “You need to live ??? miles away from your current home to work and break up your family”, “You must drive this late 19th century 2-ton death machine to get anywhere.”, “You can only afford to eat this synthetic imitation bread.”, “Everything must have lactose in it, or our economy will suffer.”, “We need to get used to the new normal of regular shootings, to do otherwise is an attack on our freedoms and our…”
“You can only put your penis inside a vagina” etc etc
Reminded me of an old joke, (no idea it’s origins.)
A programmer finds a genie -
genie “You have 3 wishes”
Man: “I wish for a trillion dollars”
Genie “done”
Man “I wish I had a hot girlfriend”
Genie “dude just ask your crush.”
Man “I’m scared of planes, so I wish for a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there”
Genie “come on, do you realize how much engineering and logistics that will take. Not to mention all the international permits I’ll have to deal with. Try something easier”
Man “okay, ummm…I wish my program UI was understood by everyone who uses it”
Genie “how many lanes?”
It would be even nicer if Conservatives stopped being Conservatives. The Overton Window needs to be moved way more to the left.
Stop conservatives from being conservative with one weird trick!
spoiler
(explicit call for violence)
As a foreigner sometimes I wonder who’s really the fascist…
Guess what, political violence goes both ways, the best place for a fascist is in the ground.
or in a bbq grill
ITT: people dealing with a fascist the way it should be done. We are ready for a time machine, let’s go back to 2016.
Gotta go pick up the .50 bmg
Yawn
Its a shame the color wasn’t used… it could have been blue for americans or red for the civilized world
It’s green and red here. Green means country has UHC.
Glad I’m not in one of those countries. I like healing from my cuts and scrapes without golden apples.
EDIT
Does anyone remember Mindcrack UHC?
*eats enchanted gapple*
I’m confused. Are you talking about the colours of the left leaning parties?
If you have a better suggestion, go ahead
I just want you to explain your joke
Well, I just thought it would have been a nice detail…
An even greater detail would be to actually answer them. Like an #American would.
Answer to what? Isn’t it obvious? Anyway, im no american gracias a dios
At this point I can’t distinguish if people are being triggered due to polarization or to an extremely bad detail
