Ask at the bodybuilder forum. They are great with stuff like this.
misc?
I am Buysexual.
If you buy me things, I’ll have sex with you.
(also: if anyone knows the name of the Johnathan Taylor Thomas movie the above line came from, I’d love to know because I wanna see that movie again but I don’t remember its name)
That’s called prostitution.
Pretty sure bisexual means you don’t have sex at all.
That’s bye-sexual
It means you have sex twice. That’s it.
Cool, I still haven’t used either of mine!
- “Any request before we unplug him from the machine…?”
OFC, else it would be called bi-weekly-sexual!
To avoid confusion it should be semisexual for sex twice per week and whortnightly for sex every two weeks.
Whorenightly?? Count me in
it’s two sexes per sex. i can’t remember if that limits to infinity or 1.6 sexes
It’s -1/12 actually
No, that’s pansexuals
I prefer fortnightly, aka sex four times a night
Oh, four fucks ache!
That’s excellent.
Fortnightsexual
“The sore penis”
That’s hot
yes, if you rub it too fast
IF you’re married over 10 years, that twice a year or once every two years. It’s long enough that you’ll forget in between.
The French call it Bihebdomadairementsexuel
Bless you
I had an Ex who thought daily, as in take one pill daily, meant every other day. I couldn’t convince her and had to show her multiple sources for her to believe me. She was pissed too. Like sorry im trying to make sure your’e taking the right amount of medications to keep you healthy you ungrateful whore.
Im over it i swear…Functional illiteracy is a real problem.
What? How? Like… I just… What’s the train of thought where that makes any sense?
Step 1: tenuous grasp on language. Step 2: even more tenuous. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit due to taking 1/2 the medication you should’ve been taking.
Wrong. It means you have sex twice every time.
Kinda like if I drink half of a 5 hour energy drink. Do I get 100% of the energy for 2.5 hours or 50% energy for 5 hours?
50% for 5 hrs. You’d have to snort it to get 100% for 2.5 hrs.
50% for 5 hours, at least closer to, it’s not exactly linear, but best approximation.
Depends on if your body gets saturated by that 50% for 2.5 hours. If yes, it’s 100% energy for 2.5 hours. If 50% never saturates the body, it’s 50% energy for 5 hours. If it temporarily saturates, then it’s in between.
Kinda like it a dog wore pants, would they be on the bottom half, or the rear half?
Rear half obviously. Bottom half pants serve no purpose, they’re objectively worse than tall boots. How would a belt even work?
They would wear suspenders, duh.
Suspenders around the hips and neck is a concept my mind can’t resolve as anything but a bizarre novelty apron.
It’s once every two decades, jeez, get it right!
quietly cries in the lonely corner
It is twice .
It’s twice a year.
Lmao you beat me to it.
Tweakly — twice a week
Twockly — every two weeksBetwixtly - twice within two weeks
