… The parts of the sentence after what is highlighted … outline how vaginal fluids + cum smell like freshly husked corn.
I’ve uh, shucked a fair amount of corn, and also uh… I guess ‘made my fair share of creamed corn’ … and I have no idea what this person is talking about.
This is from The Stand?
Maybe Stephen King had already obliterated his sense of smell from railing lines of coke, at this point?
???
Is there not a kernel of truth to it?
i am going to die you are killing me…
I can’t do it.
I am legitimately too angry/bamboozelled to come up with a corn themed pun.
… A-maiz-ing.
Shucks that was clever
no, let him cook
… I hate that that technically continues the food metaphor…
did I eat?
[wide eyes]
Are you… asking to sample the creamed corn?
Stephen King had no idea what he was writing half the time, he just fucking vomited words in a coke-fuelled spree.
Dirty future corn sluts
This is the longest sentence ever written and it’s about corn and sex.
The closed bracket at the end is wild
Country girls make do
Corncaine is one hell of a drug
Dude just really loves cranking the cob.
I haven’t read a lot of King, but something that’s always stood out to me is the way he writes about sex. I get the impression that he understands what happens, but has absolutely no idea why it happens. like an alien that watched a bunch of earth porn but still has no grasp of human sexual psychology or the sensation of pleasure
This was peak King on cocaine. Weird sex scenes and run on sentences.
To me it’s always kinda felt like those scenes are written while approaching a climax. Like he was jerking off while he wrote it. The kind of shit that you look at with post-nut clarity and feel disgusted in yourself.
¯\(ツ)/¯
Original CornHub material
clearly this woman is from Indiana
Why did you put this in our brains. Why.
Cornography
