AMA calls for permanent standard time
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At its interim meeting on Monday, the AMA House of Delegates supported ending daylight saving time and moving permanently to standard time.

I hope everyone who wants to be on permanent DST experiences an eternity of the first day of spring forward, never rested again

  • pimento64@sopuli.xyzOP
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    12 days ago

    “The Hyperborean Medical Association recommends an end to DST as Vril and testosterone are both depressed if noon isn’t at 12:00 on the equinox”

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      12 days ago

      I’ve also heard from a very reliable source that when children have their sleep disrupted by an hour they are more likely to turn gay.