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pipi1234@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 27 days ago

Oh the irony.

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Oh the irony.

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pipi1234@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 27 days ago
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  • Lena@gregtech.eu
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    27 days ago

    Yeeeeah most of the stuff I host went down too. Including gregtech.eu

  • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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    27 days ago

    Madrid!?

    Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me

    Still, though, send me a pic

    • Axolotl@feddit.it
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      27 days ago

      Irony not horny

      • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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        And unless I hit some unknown cache of gay guys from Madrid, then no… It’s definitely not irony

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      26 days ago

      Am I missing context?

      Edit: oh the URL

      • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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        26 days ago

        I’m not responsible for your lack of self-control, but I do find it amusing

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Did you type this into the wrong text box?

      • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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        I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.

          • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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            Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke

            ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

            I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.

            Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering

            ツ

            • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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              holds up spork energy over here

              • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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                Thank you for entertaining me with your profound stupidity

                When you kill yourself, I’d like to see that, too.

                • Victor@lemmy.world
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                  Holy shit bro, my GOD that’s aggressive. Go back to Reddit! Shoo! Away with you!

            • Victor@lemmy.world
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              Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.

              And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.

              (Please don’t tell me to unalive myself! 😭)

              • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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                I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.

                I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though

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                  You are a troubled individual.

            • squaresinger@lemmy.world
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              Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it’s not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.

              • Victor@lemmy.world
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                They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let’s not agitate them further. 😵‍💫

              • blave@lemmy.worldBanned
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                I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.

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    What happened?

    You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that’s what happened.

    • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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      Yeah, why didn’t I provision multiple backbones to my NOC? So shortsighted!

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    Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    You: I consent

    Host: I consent

    Cloudflare: Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

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    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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  • mcmodknower@programming.dev
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    https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.

    • 31ank@ani.social
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      Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|

  • herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
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    it’s not you, it’s me 😂

  • xoggy@programming.dev
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    26 days ago

    I don’t see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.

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