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Aww but the kitty was the best part of my stay there
Ok but kitty!!
“Passerby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.”
“Fang, while unparalleled in his ability to root out malignant tumors, often resorted to deeply invasive maulings and eviscerations as part of his diagnostic process. His recent disembowelment of a 9-year-old leukemia patient was one of many incidents that led us rethink our procedures, even if in that case the resulting exposure of the patient’s organs did allow us to verify that her cancer had spread to her liver.” blursed lines 😂
@LemmyBeYourself@lemmy.zip bro was eating twice the monthly R&D cost of a cancer detection machine every day :neocat_googly_woozy:
You can’t make this stuff up!
