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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 hours ago

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy

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holy shit holy shit holy shit holy

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 11 hours ago
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https://hj.9fs.net/khm/p/1774979380.979385

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    2 hours ago

  • Electricd@lemmybefree.net
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    2 hours ago

    why lesbians only?

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      29 minutes ago

      Why not lesbians only?

    • AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world
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      it’s a reference to this xkcd

      edit: as an april fools thing probably

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    I really like this version of the internet. Instead of everyone using a megacorp’s giant centralized services, it’s better to have a ton of small services made by and for real communities/groups. Git’s decentralized nature is a perfect candidate for this, and I hope it takes off more.

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    So the gays get a parade and comfy environments?

    Starting to wonder if the hetero life is really for me

    • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      If you’re an ally, you’re cool, come hang out with us

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    5 hours ago

    Totally tangential, but does anybody else feel old when people use them simple past of “to run” as it’s past participle?

    It was still irregular even in American English when I last lived there.

    • YaBoyMax@programming.dev
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      Yeah, it’s not grammatically correct AFAIK but it’s a fairly common mistake to see.

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        As it’s commonality increases, it’s mistake status will dissolve. Such is the way 😌

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    Is it okay to use it if you’re not gay? I sometimes worry I’m invading someone else’s space.

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      Idk but you should at least suck a dick or two as a courtesy.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      this is kinda how vrchat makes me feel

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      in a discord i was in, a channel named “trans” that was hidden behind a role (also named “trans”) that you could select for yourself
      a couple of people who said they were cis got the role to be able to talk in the channel(with permission from the owner of the discord server). Only one of them has not come out as trans (yet)

      the gay spaces will turn you gay

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        So the Republicans were right after all!

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      6 hours ago

      Everyone is gay to some degree, some just don’t accept it.

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    8 hours ago

    Aaaand of course the first two repos on the Explore tab are NixOS-related

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      Lix is an alternative nix interpreter that’s lesbian themed, and I’m pretty sure that roughly half of what I learned while moving to NixOS was written by puppygirls (may be an underestimate…)

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    Codeberg competitor

    Looks inside

    Codeberg

    • furry toaster@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 hours ago

      Forgejo*

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        8 hours ago

        Forgayo*

  • gnutrino@programming.dev
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    10 hours ago

    since 2021

    Surprised it took that long, https://xkcd.com/624/ is from 2009

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      Because OFC xkcd has done it already.

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        https://xkcd.com/yes/

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          How about https://xkcd.com/no/

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      10 hours ago
      For people who can't be bothered to click a link

      a relevant xkcd comic- Number 624

      Hah. didn't save you a click

      hah. you clicked again

      Sorry, it’s 5 am an I’m still doomscrolling.

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        I clicked all your spoilers, it kinda triggered my dopamine receptors. More plz

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          pop pop pop the bubblewrap spoilers

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        Jokes on you. Boost does not support spoilers, making it 0 clicks.

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        For people who can’t be bothered to click a link

        It’s like a bible reading technique: not reading it, just pretending to know what it says.

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      no way xD

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