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eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

State troupers have no balls

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State troupers have no balls

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eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago
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  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 days ago

    Facebook-ass meme tbh.

    • jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      8 days ago

      I remember my grandpa forwarding this to me in an email before Facebook even existed.

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      deleted by creator

  • dylanmorgan@sh.itjust.works
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    “Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”

  • SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
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    This joke is so old it could drink.

    • glimse@lemmy.world
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      This joke is so old, it’s been retired for 40 years

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    Me fucking with cops

    I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.

    I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”

    I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”

    His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.

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      Yeah not sure I’d be admitting any sort of guilt

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    And everyone clapped

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