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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE CURSOR?

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 6 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmus.org/post/21124885

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  • VegOwOtenks@lemmy.world
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    • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 months ago

      • Noja@sopuli.xyzdeleted by creator
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        The cursor is on Monitor 3 (there is no monitor 3 but Windows thinks there is)

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    for real though, the CTRL tap accessibility feature to find the cursor is a lifesaver

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      I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

      • Klairabelle@lemmy.world
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        Am woman, learned today you can use CTRL to find it as I too wiggle it until I find it.

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          that’s what she said!

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      On KDE and on MacOS, if you shake the cursor it becomes larger

      • CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        And larger…and larger…

        • zwerg@feddit.org
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          No lying, wiggling my mouse until it becomes HUGE is my go to activity during boring video calls.

          • lengau@midwest.social
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            Try putting it on the speaker’s nose and jiggling.

        • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Only in KDE, and i think now we can limit that in settings

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            Who wants a limit to that? Gimme fullscreen-cursor and name him Harry.

            • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              6 months ago

              Tim apple i suppose

  • chattre@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    KDE shaky shaky

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    R/Wsb

  • MunkysUnkEnz0@lemmy.world
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    Go to mouse l settings, make your cursor larger and change the contrast. So when the curse is black and it goes over something white and then white when it goes over black

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    And people rib me for having 3 screens. Yes yes, tell me how much cancer they are giving me per square second.

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      Cancer? From monitors? Is that a thing people believe? Do they think “the 5G comes from all them screens” ?

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        Literal doctors trying to convince me that monitors emit cancer causing radiation.

        I had to explain to a doctor what ionizing radiation was… And that’s how I learned that doctors are just like every other profession. And there are just as many morons that graduated med school as morons that graduated high school (proportionately).

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      Wait what? They give cancer? Outgassing or something?

      • whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works
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        Outgassing

        That would be me, sorry.

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      I have recently pared down to 4 screens and yeah, people take seem to get great enjoyment out of giving me shit. I’ve been receiving this very meme image for a good while. Not sure what triggered the re-run of this one in particular.

  • gwl [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Where the fuck is the image? Not loading for me

    • 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.dev
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      Loads fine for me. It’s someone sitting in front of a desk with 15 large monitors surrounding them in a semicircle, 3 monitors stacked on top of one another in 5 columns.

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      Check monitor number 8, it may have opened there.

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    right-click and see where a menu opens.

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    What is this activity you call "looking for my cursor?

    On my computer, I summon my cursor.

    This ad is brought to you by the Cursor Follows Focus Gang

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    That’s why I no longer code in C#.

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    I’m confused… Cursor? Surely you control everything via keyboard?

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      ditch the rat

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        Image with just text saying "ME: it doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster." Tech Support: "Sigh* fine. Right click on your hamster...:

        (Shamelessly stolen from this very community.)

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    There’s no way he ever looks at the top row.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      this is why he can’t find his mouse.

    • jet@hackertalks.com
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      Having worked with such setups before, yes the top row is used, infrequently but watched

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    Where we're going we don't need any Cursors

  • Chais@sh.itjust.works
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    This is a job for a tiling WM. Imagine doing this on Window$.

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    Fooled us all. That’s a tanning booth.

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