Couldn’t resist to make this
you know… somehow this tracks a lot more than youd think. lets assume for a moment that tom cruise is at least a closet bisexual, considering all the weird drama around him maybe being gay. there are undoubtedly gay cruising spots in public parks sprinkled all over LA and the surrounding area. if our hypothetical closeted bisexual tom cruise occasionally visits gay cruising spots to have sex with men, its feasible for someone to run into him at one, that being the point of going after all. if our gay anon is jerkin it in the bushes at a gay cruising spot waiting for someone to show up, it might not be totally unheard of for our hypothetical closeted bisexual tom cruise to roll up looking to fuck. while certainly implausible (it wouldnt make sense for tom cruise to go cruising in public when he is famous and rich enough to find much more discrete and lower risk gay hookups), implausible things do happen. i dont know why i typed this…
There are concentrated spots where people just meet and fuck like in public?
yup. there’s even apps to let you know about them
No, keep going
Can’t wait for the finished fanfic
Regardless of whether this is fake, it feels like this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.
So while, yes, this is kind of weird. I wanna say it’s probably not the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the Internet… just saying.
I still think that thing I read an hour ago, about Elton John being the owner of a taxidermied nipple belt but he swears all the nipples were from squirrels, totally not humans, except the nipples were totally taken from humans, is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.
Agreed, whenever Tom watches me masturbate he never says a peep so I really don’t know if I trust it.
All he ever tells me is, “THIS PLEASES LORD XENU!”
