I still think that thing I read an hour ago, about Elton John being the owner of a taxidermied nipple belt but he swears all the nipples were from squirrels, totally not humans, except the nipples were totally taken from humans, is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.
Regardless of whether this is fake, it feels like this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.
Agreed, whenever Tom watches me masturbate he never says a peep so I really don’t know if I trust it.
All he ever tells me is, “THIS PLEASES LORD XENU!”
So while, yes, this is kind of weird. I wanna say it’s probably not the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the Internet… just saying.
I still think that thing I read an hour ago, about Elton John being the owner of a taxidermied nipple belt but he swears all the nipples were from squirrels, totally not humans, except the nipples were totally taken from humans, is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.