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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

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A plumpkin! 🎃

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I’d call him “Mr. President” myself.
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Gourd one!
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Hey, hey plumpkin

Hey plumpkin, hey!

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