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So uh… something weird happened… I asked it to take an xray of my hand and it… returned this image…
Which is clearly wrong. It must be the reason why everyone says it generates low quality slop… right? Haha… ha…
User name does not check out.
Guys… I think this might be a Velocirator’s account.
Don’t be ridiculous, everybody knows
weer… velociraptors went extinct 65 million years ago.Nervous human-ish noises
Clever girl
Had me worried until you made those nervous human noises. Really don’t know why I was concerned.
Nervous human noises are the most calming and reassuring noises!
if he is to be trusted, then he’s probably a lizard-man -> lizard-people are real -> zuck is a lizard-man confirmed
🤨
Hello fellow human! I too enjoy the dexterity of opposable thumbs!
Hmmm… That does sound like something a human would say, but the hairs on my neck are standing up. Maybe a thunderstorm is coming?
Yer a lizard Harry!
Yer a hairy lizard!
Wait a minute… are you a velociraptor!!!
Preposterous! Of course I’m not! It says it in my username: AbsolutelyNOTaVelociraptor
Tobias?
HI MONGO!
That doesn’t look like anything to me
I hope this is satire 👀
It’s actually quite terrifying that we cannot say it’s 100% satire.
An instance of Poe’s law.
And in full disclosure, I had actually forgotten the name of that and had to look it up, which from an outside perspective might also look like an instance of it.
I always get that and Cunningham’s mixed up. But the good news is it always looks like an intentional use of Cunningham’s Law if I do.
I always assume the person with the Super Mario World cartoon series avatar is joking in any situation. It saves a lot of stress.
Unfortunately a lot of satire turns to reality these days. The Onion has a lot of work keeping ahead of the craziness.
Xrays cost like nothing, >$100,000 is a bit extreme
Lol, I’m from a country with healthcare so I just go to the doctor and my X-ray is free. Parking is also redeemable because of my job!
Not exactly programmer but… The stupidity of some people is impressive.
I mean this is gotta be obvious bait.
Blue check mark means the user already drank the kool-aid. No reason to assume they wouldn’t go back for a refill.
It’s just as likely its an engagement farming account, maybe even a bot.
Tell me there’s a difference
(Excepting the existential realization that the stupider a person is, the more easily they’re used as a tool, of course, and keeping them in line and on track is often simpler than tech solutions.)
Nowadays it’s hard to be sure. Considering the average American’s education and who they voted for…twice… Why shan’t I believe weird “news” like this…
I’ve talked to a real live Midwesterner that thought other countries didn’t exist (as far as I could tell)
Sorry you had to endure that. 🤢
I’m guessing Ohio?
How would that even work? Did they think the US gov was making up the existence of other countries as some sort of conspiracy?
Poe’s Law in action.
Sadly yes…pretty much :)
Wow I did the same 2 days ago and it’s incredible how my hand xray is identical (not similar) to the one of the guy who posted this!1!
Won’t post post mine for privacy reasons
Glad you found your bone brother
Jokes aside, as much as I hate AI slop this could actually be a freaking awesome use for pattern recognition that might actually improve healthcare.
But, I’m a US American so for us it costs a stupid amount of money to GET the X-Ray after waiting for an appointment, and then you play one-way phone tag waiting another month(s) for the analysis of the x-ray.
(Bonus points if you wait 6 months and pay $150-whatever for “I dunno looks fine to me.”)
I dunno in a functioning society with a decent doctor:patient ratio (is there such a thing?) maybe this wouldn’t be necessary, but over here for most things we’re practically on our own anyway so the more DIY options the better.
Shout-out to urgent cares though. If you actually broke something they usually get you scanned and remedied pretty fast. I had a thoroughly good ouch-I-think-my-toe-broke (it did) experience with urgent care.
Yeah AI (not necessarily LLMs though) have been used to great effect for medical uses like that. It’s a shame how most of the good work coming out of the AI/ML field gets overshadowed by LLMs
Global problem probably.
Here in Eastern Europe if you have the money you go to private clinics and for the most part you will get the care you need but even in paid ones the good doctors have pretty long wait times. And you’re paying ~100 eur for 1 consultation.
What country? I got a lung xray the same week I was admitted into the hospital and it was all in a public and free hospital.
In Romania at least I’ve never had to wait for an x-ray or the like on the public system; the health system has a lot of problems but that’s not one of them.
The hospital buildings might look like they’ve just been demilitarised, the ward won’t have AC, it’ll be 50c, and you’ll be sharing it with a drug addict who spends all night pacing up and down the ward smoking cigarettes - but you’ll wait less time for (and they won’t hesitate to call for) an X-Ray or MRI or whatever than you would in the UK on the NHS.
UK version: instead of waiting for hours in hospital with a hurty hand
The last three times myself or a family member have been to the emergency room in the US it’s taken hours to be seen. And we have enormous medical bills and insurance premiums on top of that.
Hundreds of thousands for an x-ray? Just get GROK to do it. Can also do fake CT scans
You could just hire William Osman.
William Osman: hey Claude, fix this x-ray machine, GPIO diagram in AGENTS.md, make no mistakes.
Does he used AI? I was unaware.
Hes been doing a lot with claude and managed to get sponsored by anthropic despite calling it slop all the time. The audience teases him mercilessly about his “ai psychosis”
No, I am not into this.
takes and puts 100 freedoms in a pocket
I LOVE this, actually!
Sponsored by anthropic multiple times on William osman2
He made his own x ray in his garage.
Yes, that was my point?
Are the triple quotation marks supposed to be antisemitic echoes ((( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_parentheses ))) ?
Thats interesting, never heard about that and I dont get it why people doenvotrd ya. Think its a good question.
They’re just extra scare quotes.
Someone needs to tell me how a quote and a scare quote differ and what the point of the latter term is
Scare quotes are used derogatorily. They can often be preceded with the term “so-called”. Like so-called “doctors” will rip you off with their so-called “x-rays”, when ChatGPT will do it for free.
When spoken aloud, scare quotes are indicated by the speaker making bouncing bunny ears with their middle and forefingers.
That makes sense, but I think some people misuse that term and just think it’s a fun way to say quotes.
Hmmm, I haven’t noticed the term being misused frequently. It wasn’t in this case; chunes correctly identified the scare quotes in the OP
Yes I’m not saying it was used wrong here. “So called” is how I’ll try to think of it in the future. Thanks for putting it that way
Yes. I believe I’ve seen some people say “scare quotes” to refer to actual quotations which are highlighted specifically because they are alarming. Which is understandable, I guess.
Maybe, but I read it as emphatic scare quotes
Either they really don’t trust doctors, or they’re trying to be clear this is satire
I can get similar results without the ethical fallout of using AI just by holding my hand up to the sun.
Scandinavians: 🫤
no you can’t. you’ll fail because you’ll see actual traces of your bones. That’s something completely different.
whoooosh Key here is the phrase “similar results”, meaning as inaccurate as the chatgpt ones.
whooooosh, I claim the sunlight is way less inaccurate compared to the clanker.
whoooooosh, I’m an airplane!
Lies. Aeroplanes go “neeyowm”.
Oi! Save some quotation marks for the rest of us, will ya?
However,
I was going to reference this scene from Everything Everywhere All At Once, but got distracted by the fact that the studio is selling hotdog finger gloves.
… huh. That’s weird.
Wait no hold up that’s actually p awesome
ChatGPT knows when it’s being asked to identify a hotdog and doesn’t get paid for that business
Ok, if anyone actually breaks their hand, take a picture and do this, cause it would be pretty funny if they make an X-ray that actually looks busted.
I have an old xray from when I splintered my ulna (forarm). I’m torn, a part of me wants to see what happens, but a bigger part of me wants to never upload anything medical related to these platforms
I think it probably would identify a break when you provide the x ray to it.
What I want to see is if you take a normal picture of a broken arm or hand or finger or whatever and ask it for an x ray, if it’s fake x-ray image it gives you will show a broken bone.
How about split the difference and give it a picture of a hand with a finger bent at an impossible angle and obviously broken? /s, of course
Ooh, yeah when the models go full hallucination mode I reckon it’s possible!
Claude helped me walk me through finding & installing the 3D-Slicer software on my Linux workstation, and a crash course in how to use it to find various interesting bits of my internal anatomy, which was great fun for playing with the CT-scan data I came home with after abdominal surgery.
It was also pretty helpful at turning medicalese jargon - in the various medical test and report files I accumulated between admission in ER and discharge a few days later - into understandable English. Which was actually pretty cool and reduced my stress levels markedly (that and the opiate pump.)
Asking an AI to diagnose you from a photo is obviously idiotic. It doesn’t mean they’re useless though; it just means that evidently AI won’t cure stupid.
