I CAN’T I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT 🤣
Omfg this is so good. Jesus fucking christ I almost choked on my laughter. Holy shit

  • Klear@piefed.world
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    My favourite bit is the story of Lilith being excised from the Bible which is so fucking on-brand I can’t even be mad about the decision. Kinda makes the whole story all the more powerful in my eyes.

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      Lots of stuff was left out of the Bible, like the Gospel of Judas. A lot of people don’t realize that, or that the gospels were all written a century after the men they were named for died.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        Youd think some people would start asking questions when the “eyewitness account” suddenly starts describing an event they didn’t actually witness… But no