I CAN’T I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT 🤣
Omfg this is so good. Jesus fucking christ I almost choked on my laughter. Holy shit
I CAN’T I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT 🤣
Omfg this is so good. Jesus fucking christ I almost choked on my laughter. Holy shit
Actually it’s more likely that the whole crew was shit faced. I know a few people who work on a smaller passenger ferry. It was common practice for everyone on the last sailing on a Friday (including the helmsman) to split a bottle of rum during the last sailing, Moore the boat and go straight to the pub.
Being shitfaced and crashing into something is what is know in nautical terms as “an unexplained navigation system malfunction”, because “we can’t say why the ship didn’t turn” goes over a lot better than “the ship didn’t turn because we didn’t forgot to turn the ship”
Not making it any better, does it?
Makes it worse and doesn’t address the point of the post. Worst. “Actually.” Ever.
Yes, but… uh, sea witches!
Oh ok, so they’re blaming mythological sea women rather than admitting that men crashed massive, expensive ships because they were drunk.
Yeah…much better.
No, much worse. I think that was the point.
so glad we don’t have to live in times like these anymore. food is shit. weather is shit. and drowning isn’t fun no matter how shitfaced you are.