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cm0002@infosec.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago

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cm0002@infosec.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 days ago
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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    *stealing anything at all from a corp.

    Fuck, man. I don’t care if they’re emptying out the cash register at gunpoint. I didn’t see shit. (As long as they don’t actually shoot the cashier.)

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      i second that

  • Magnum, P.I.@infosec.pub
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    Isn’t baby formula food too?

    Edit: wooo this is my 1000th comment

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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    “Weapons and equipment OSP (on-site procurement)?”

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    Back pack hangs on one shoulder, coat open, scratching my head. Anything to attract attention to myself incase there’s fascists about (there’s always fascists about in a company store).

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    Why didn’t you give them the money to pay for it so it’s not even a question?

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      deleted by creator

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      Because fuck the billionaire class that enslaves us and eats children.

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