I know you mean the green dude, but I am into Mangione, does that count?

Everybody is into Cutie McShooty 😋

Idk why people are calling him cutie mcshootie. He hasn’t shot anyone. I remember how when he crashed on my couch during the first week of December he told me “I have never owned a gun and have intentions of shooting anyone.” What a legend who never left my sight that entire week, especially when we had breakfast together on December 4th at 5:44am CST.
I call him Cutie McShooty because he was in my marital bed on December 4th making sweet sweet love to my wife and Cutie McShootied his load inside of her at 5:44am CST on the dot. I allowed this to happen, not due to some cuckolding kink, but because he has a reputation for being a generous and respectable lover and I knew he would treat her the way she deserves to be treated. He was an absolute gentleman about the whole arrangement although he has a strange habit of screaming “I have never been to New York and have no plans to go at any time in the future for any reason” at the moment of climax.
LUIGI WIT DA SQUEEGEE
Where’s the one for Waluigi? I’m purplesexual (I love purple)
Oh it’s this fucker again. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Shortly after my previous reply to you lemmy.zip went down. I had a genuine moment of thinking that I was banned for picking fights with people.
Don’t tell the lemmy.zip admin(s), but I DDoSed them just to annoy you.
so this is the Mario flag?









