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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    9 hours ago

    ITT; people artificially constructing wildly unnatural sentences to try an force the semicolon to be useful and still using it wrong

  • GarboDog@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    We mean, you can use it often i enough if you use it correctly; if only purely by example.

    • Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      18 hours ago

      also; you can use it; more often; if you use it; incorrectly; if; only; pur;ely; by; ;e;x;a;m;p;l;e;.

  • kamen@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    It’s kinda true. When coding by myself, I hardly ever manually type the semicolon myself, I just rely on the auto format to insert it for me.

  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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    1 day ago

    I mean, have you seen ML with Python. It doesn’t have semicolons.

  • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    Tab gang

       Rise
         Up
    
    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      1 day ago

      -1 ∵ Those were spaces you put there.

      You thought you could fool me?

      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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        1 day ago

        You expect full tabs in this economy?

        • ulterno@programming.dev
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          15 hours ago

          Tabs are the cheaper alternative.

      • fruitycoder@sh.itjust.works
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        1 day ago

        Vim: set shiftwidth=4 smarttab

        We can afford to just use spaces now

        • ulterno@programming.dev
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          15 hours ago

          I guess some people would be happy to show how their space-ful codebases have higher gzip compression ratio than tabbed ones.

  • Psythik@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I use them in at least one out every of ten comments; I feel like most people don’t know how to use them, however.

    • AnAmericanPotato@programming.dev
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      I never understood the hate for semicolons, until I read Moby Dick.

    • j5y7@sh.itjust.works
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      1 day ago

      They’re useful if you want to link two related sentences; Sausage links are good too.

      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca
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        1 day ago

        I got the joke, it was beautiful; meta jokes are some of my favourite.

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        But the sentences have to be related… Sausages are good; a bun and relish make sausages taste really good!

        • j5y7@sh.itjust.works
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          My mistake, I will try again:

          I am linking a sentence with sausage links in it to my next sentence by way of semicolon; Coincidentally, I pass digested sausage links by way of regular colon.

          I don’t think I’ll ever get it.

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    A lot of at least entry-level comp sci is taught in Python these days

  • NotAnOtter@lemmus.org
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    “If you can replace a semicolon or hyphen with a comma/period, you probably should”. Writing advice I received at age ~10 and it never stopped being relevant in literature contexts

    • ramjambamalam@lemmy.ca
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      Far too many writers use a comma, when they should have used a semicolon or perion. It creates comma splices, where you join two main clauses with a comma.

      Wrong:

      His new car was flashy, it was bright red and had a custom license plate.

      Right:

      His new car was flashy. It was bright red and had a customer license plate.

      • Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        My brain says

        His new car was flashy; it was bright red and had a customer license plate.

        Is correct

        • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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          Since we’re well down the path of grammer correction.

          I think a ‘custom’ license plate would make more sense.

          🤓☝️

          • optional@sh.itjust.works
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            Your licence plate might be custom, but mine is customer.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    I use it all the time; especially when it’s completely; uncalled for.

  • Kojichan@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Semicolons were the staple “eyes” in many emoticons back in the day.

    ;) ;P ;_;

    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      I used ;) back in my sexting days. Bitches love ;)

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 day ago

      ;-;

    • YellowTraveller@lemmy.zip
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      1 day ago

      “Back in the day”? I still use them \o/

      • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Unicode emojis killed the ASCII emoji scene. -_-;

        • Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works
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          23 hours ago

          Their called emoticons and they are for those with a refined taste. :Þ ∞̊͜° <- I love this pig I figured out how to make.

          • FauxLiving@lemmy.world
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            21 hours ago

            emoticons

            (╥﹏╥)

            The old age got me

        • VGpunx@lemmy.world
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          1 day ago

          In my mind and in my car. We can’t rewind; we’ve gone too far…

        • blibla@slrpnk.net
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          1 day ago

          (╯°□°)╯

          • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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            1 day ago

            ┬⁠─⁠┬⁠ノ⁠(⁠ ⁠º⁠ ⁠_⁠ ⁠º⁠ノ⁠)

            • Cliff@lemmy.world
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              21 hours ago

              ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    I don’t always use a semicolon, but when I do, it’s because I mistyped on my keyboard

  • toynbee@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=M94ii6MVilw

  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    English Teacher: It is semicolon we hardly use it.

    So… It’s perfectly cromulent to everyone here that an English teacher isn’t using proper punctuation and capitalization?

  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    It is a semicolon; we barely use it.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    2 days ago

    I use semi-colons in English all the time; they’re fun.

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