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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago

men of the rule, is this true?

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men of the rule, is this true?

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TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
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    18 hours ago

    Heck imagine three glasses of chocolate milk

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      I don’t live alone so this would be inhumane.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    Lactose intolerance wrote this.

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    18 hours ago

    i prefer stawberry milk

  • chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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    My kink is mixing in some vanilla extract.

    • CoffeeSoldier@sh.itjust.works
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      Vanilla is a chocolate enhancer. For some reason many people’s brains have been programmed to think it’s like anti-chocolate but nothing is further from the truth.

  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
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    Damn straight.

  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    I have been having high protein chocolate milk and I can answer… Yes.

  • Kurtagag@lemmy.ca
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    Hell yes

  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    If have two hands then why not 2 milk

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    Two glasses of chocolate milk at the same time

    • Laser@feddit.org
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      One day, your desires will devour you

  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
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    Only if it’s breast milk

    • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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      Are you sure you don’t mean breast milk. I mean breast milk! I mean… Breast milk!

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    The classic “would you rather” question: for the rest of your life give up chocolate or cheese.

    I could never give up pizza.

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      Cheese has physically addictive properties. The casein protein (Which is also what causes curdling) is digested into casomorphins, which can bind to opioid receptors in the same manner as dopamine.

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      I’m keeping cheese, definitely. There are plenty of things that taste like chocolate but aren’t actually chocolate, like Hershey’s.

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    Anybody else sees an optical illusion in which the right-hand glass is tilted to the left?

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      That’s enough choccy for you today (because I’m seeing it two).

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    1 man 2 cups

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    And the third wish: Hoping the tummy ache goes away fast because you just drank way too much choccy mjölk

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      Damn lactose intolerance

      Worth it though for the tjøccy mjölk

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        Try oatmeal “milk”, sometimes I like it more than bovine secretion.

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          Oh there deff are products out there that beat milk. I used to drink chocolate soymilk. Upsides: it genuinely tastes delicious (depending on the brand) and it’s a lot easier on the tummy.

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      tjoccy mjölk :(

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      but u need the choccy mjölk to wash down the câke!

      (happy cake day!)

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