
I activate my Uno reverse card negating the effects of your spell and allowing me to cast a copy of it targeting you
My skeleton archers are immune to psychology, my necromancer however has a heart, damnit!!!
I cast social anxiety as a counterspell!
It is super effective!
…and after subtracting the 100 complement defense from my Syndromatic Shield of Imposterization and 25 from my Eye of Cynicism, the spell lands with no effect.
It’s not the end! Our evil corporation will find a way to infect you with the happy parasite!
Sorry, RAW states that you can’t reduce a compliment hit below 1
Your ass is fat and you have great taste in music
I would like to go on record stating that these gross accusations are absolutely false.
Oh yeah? Even the evidence we have in your file that your thoughts and experience is beautiful and deserve appreciation? The eyewitness accounts about that cool thing you did and forgot about? Our investigation was long and in-depth! I’m the best detective on this mortal realm! We’ll see what the judge thinks!

*nervously* who—who is the judge?
Government secret
Darn you!!
Critical miss!
I’m not cute I’m handsome
Yo, whaddup!
Can confirm, btw.
Yo, how we holding up?
I CAST HUG!
That’s a crit… I’m dead :(







