Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 days agoHad me in the first partmedia.piefed.socialimagemessage-square66linkfedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11imageHad me in the first partmedia.piefed.socialEk-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square66linkfedilink
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoIf the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoIt’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code
minus-squaremarcos@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoThere’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoSounds kinda like my psychiatric history
minus-squarefranzfurdinand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·7 days agoCodethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.
minus-squarefranzfurdinand@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-27 days agoAha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu (It’s worse than I remember)
If the movie Tron were true, or The Matrix, and code was alive and sentient, things like this would be horror on the level of the Star Trek: TMP transporter accident.
It’s beyond spaghetti code. We need a new word for it: Cthulhu code
There’s an entity in the Cthullu-verse that turns everybody that looks at it crazy because of its sheer complexity, isn’t there?
Sounds kinda like my psychiatric history
Codethulhu. Though that name isn’t mine. I grabbed it from an old story about a company that kept a code base composed exclusively of decompiled Java.
Sounds atrocious
Aha, found it: https://thedailywtf.com/articles/The_Call_of_Codethulhu
(It’s worse than I remember)