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cm0002@europe.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago

This and not returning from my lunch break

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This and not returning from my lunch break

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cm0002@europe.pub to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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    You haven’t lived until you’ve had 4 rum and cokes during a change meeting that YOU are leading.

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    If there’s one thing I’ve learned from corporate lunches it’s that you can be shitfaced at work as long as your bosses are too

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      This is the absolute correct answer and it should be taught in school to prepare for the real world

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    3 martini lunch, then you have to go meet clients.

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