If you don’t get this one, well…I don’t really blame you 😆
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Does anyone have a full collection of those?
I have the 2 that I posted here, plus I saw a third just came out. If you’d like, I can DM you all three :3
I guess…here’s all three for everyone
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First, youre gonna want to get a grapefruit
otherworldly vortex noises
I can’t have grapefruit. “Be yourself” they said… 🥲
Grab his stick and twist it!

Oh my gawd, dude. This is an mma fight.
I hate that I immediately got the reference 😂
Honestly, I’m skeptical about oral before coitus. UTIs suck.
Oral before regular sex?! I’ve been doing that exclusively for decades and never had a UTI from that. Maybe if you’re sensitive to UTIs, but that generally should never happen if you’re not.
I am, personally. Dropping it from “maybe” to “practically 0 chance” appreciably improves my year
Who gets the UTI?
Have I been doing it wrong this whole time? 😭 /s
I guess…it kinda depends on the equipment involved?
Explanation/interpretation
From my understanding, this is supposed to show lubricating a cock with your mouth (tongue on spiral) and then anal sex (pairing spiral with a peach).
How do I know this? Don’t ask
Does that work just with saliva? I’m asking for a friend. No, that sounds even wronger
I would say yes…if you have enough experience and training.
And if you go beyond that and you’re really a masochist, you can even do it without any lube at all 😂 /s
Please don’t tho. You need lots of training to get to that point and you’ll just hurt yourself. Even with spit, it dries out so quickly that you’re practically doing it dry…NSFW, TMI
Also, from the few times I managed to convince my bf to do it without lube, he said it hurt him more than it did me in the end, so there’s also that fact 😂
Please…don’t use saliva. There’s no benefit (kinda hot tho). Just use normal lube and use lots of it ♥️
I think you’re right that it’s anal in this case, due to the uh… let’s say markings on the peach emoji, but sometimes peaches get associated with vaginal sex as well.
also idk maybe my ass is just tight but this is my PSA: please use lube when doing anal. No, despite this cute meme, spit or saliva does not count. Treat your bottom well, get a nice water-based lubricant, and always use a lil more than you think you’ll need.
I have something to say about this…
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spit or saliva does not count
- Skill issue, saliva is my absolute favorite type of lube 😂 /s
Please for the love of god, use lube people 🙏
I recommend oil-based ones, they don’t dry out as easily as water-based ones. I personally recommend coconut oil. Smells nice :3
Don’t use oil with latex condoms or silicone toys tho!
- Skill issue, saliva is my absolute favorite type of lube 😂 /s
- Absolutely go overboard with it. If it’s almost enough lube, you need more lol. Especially if you’re not very experienced. Never be afraid to reapply lube mid-round.
- Go slow, don’t force anything. Don’t try to replicate porn.
- Practice makes perfect! Plugs, smaller toys, training up to the size of your partner. Muscles need training and that’s true in this context as well. Don’t hurt yourself!
- Try different angles and positions! It’s fun :3
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Treat your bottom well
- Everyone should be doing this, always :3
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takes careful notes
Yessss, important stuff :3




