For when you wanna look like a showering Sim

Porque no los dos?

Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia’s list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It’s like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down –

– ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I mean, technically not, but if an adaptation becomes dominant in the population it’s probably because creatures that had it survived more often than creatures that didn’t, which probably means it serves a purpose

Now we’re sliding into fascism, and you know whyyyyy 🎵

Three point landing? Really???

SQLite is the single most widely deployed piece of software on Earth. You don’t need to know everything about every database format, or even how to open a SQLite file for viewing (many FOSS apps that can do this), but you should at least know what it is.

https://ooo.eeeee.ooo/

wait there are more pictures of the blue face thing than just the “me when i intentionally spread misinformation on the internet” one?

You would not believe how many conservatives disagree with you.

the moral compass has been deflected by the electromagnetic field in the wires. it will return to pointing north with sufficient distance from the device

ok well there was your mistake, you have to talk to a crab

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABYYYYYYYYYY

Alternatively, replace blanket #1 with a Blåhaj or other similarly sized plushy.

Does it have its own repositories? If not, the water gets murky.

Omarchy isn’t even a distro. It’s a set of dotfiles.

Joke’s on you. I’m not thinking about boobs, I’m thinking about PENIS, like a manly man SHOULD

WeaponsManufacturerOS is Nix, obviously (they’ve since dropped Anduril as a sponsor but we’re never going to let them live it down), MalwareOS I’m guessing is Arch, but what’s BenevolentDictatorOS?

No, they have their use cases. For instance, they’re great on mobile devices, and… that’s really it.

not that that’s stopped GNOME

Agents are better than me at almost all forms of programming.

Literally image admitting you’re that bad at your job.