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Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

True story! I just bought some fresh sweet corn at the local farm stand. I asked how much it was and the sales person told me it was $1 a piece. I said "Oh it's pirate corn...."

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True story! I just bought some fresh sweet corn at the local farm stand. I asked how much it was and the sales person told me it was $1 a piece. I said "Oh it's pirate corn...."

Tug@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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It’s a buck-an-ear.

She laughed politely and my wife apologized to everyone else

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    3 days ago

    “No I mean it’s $1 per kernel, not per ear.”

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