will you? imagine how i’d hold you.

alt image (catbox, high quality)

i’ve had this image since march this year and i have somehow not used it in a post yet. now i have.

i present to you: baby burgers. the one displayed is the baby whopper. not very whopping, is it?

anyway, i’m a bit hungry but also not really soooo umm imma go eepy sleepy now. it’s late and i got group therapy tomorrow ughhhh it sucks so bad… and i might visit BK afterwards sooooo yea whatever. maybe. maybe not. probably? dunno. can’t tell, am not hungry rn.

just so u know: the burgers are not all that tasty. they are fine, but you should just get regular burgers instead.

i wish you a wonderful day where you, even if just temporarily, turn into someones baby burger ~

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    2·
    6 hours ago

    I really like this aesthetic a lot, but I’m super struggling with the phrase “baby burgers”

    I know it relates to size rather than ingredients but my brain spasmed when I first read it. Yeah, I know, it’s a me problem… sorry.

  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
    2·
    10 hours ago

    mh burgers are so nice, but I can’t eat beef anymore, so no more burgers for me.
    and today I realize fries are out too… omg I love fries, and now they’re killing me too :(((

    but yes I will be your very big baby burger :3

    • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      2·
      9 hours ago

      hmmm might wanna try plant-based burgers perhaps. BK has the best plant-based everything, my brother and mother couldnt tell the diff. or is it about the amount of fat?

      you dont have to be small to be a baby burger ~ the personality is what counts there, I think. like “dou you want to be a baby burger?” and if yes, then you are one.

      • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
        2·
        8 hours ago

        see my other comment on why, but I’m really not eager to try plant based alternatives.

        for the second thing, ye, me want be baby burger :P

      • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
        1·
        9 hours ago

        Couple months back I had a sleeve gastrectomy, which is basically where they remove most of your stomach. And there are some crazy effects from this, like if I eat any beef I’ll immediately puke it back up. And today when I had fries for dinner they also hurt like I was eating rocks.
        So I get to discover all the cool things I used to be able to eat and now can’t anymore. I’m happy that poultry is still fine, I kinda always preferred chiccy anyway, but bovine meat and pork are out, so no steak, hamburgurs etc. :(
        Also fish, but I don’t like fish anyway, so this doesn’t bother me.

  • LillyPip@lemmy.caEnglish
    2·
    23 hours ago

    Are you kidding? That burger is huge! Look at it next to the whale. Whales are enormous.