will you? imagine how i’d hold you.

alt image (catbox, high quality)

i’ve had this image since march this year and i have somehow not used it in a post yet. now i have.

i present to you: baby burgers. the one displayed is the baby whopper. not very whopping, is it?

anyway, i’m a bit hungry but also not really soooo umm imma go eepy sleepy now. it’s late and i got group therapy tomorrow ughhhh it sucks so bad… and i might visit BK afterwards sooooo yea whatever. maybe. maybe not. probably? dunno. can’t tell, am not hungry rn.

just so u know: the burgers are not all that tasty. they are fine, but you should just get regular burgers instead.

i wish you a wonderful day where you, even if just temporarily, turn into someones baby burger ~

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    2·
    19 hours ago

    I really like this aesthetic a lot, but I’m super struggling with the phrase “baby burgers”

    I know it relates to size rather than ingredients but my brain spasmed when I first read it. Yeah, I know, it’s a me problem… sorry.

  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
    2·
    23 hours ago

    mh burgers are so nice, but I can’t eat beef anymore, so no more burgers for me.
    and today I realize fries are out too… omg I love fries, and now they’re killing me too :(((

    but yes I will be your very big baby burger :3

    • maria ~@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOPEnglish
      2·
      22 hours ago

      hmmm might wanna try plant-based burgers perhaps. BK has the best plant-based everything, my brother and mother couldnt tell the diff. or is it about the amount of fat?

      you dont have to be small to be a baby burger ~ the personality is what counts there, I think. like “dou you want to be a baby burger?” and if yes, then you are one.

      • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
        2·
        21 hours ago

        see my other comment on why, but I’m really not eager to try plant based alternatives.

        for the second thing, ye, me want be baby burger :P

      • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
        1·
        22 hours ago

        Couple months back I had a sleeve gastrectomy, which is basically where they remove most of your stomach. And there are some crazy effects from this, like if I eat any beef I’ll immediately puke it back up. And today when I had fries for dinner they also hurt like I was eating rocks.
        So I get to discover all the cool things I used to be able to eat and now can’t anymore. I’m happy that poultry is still fine, I kinda always preferred chiccy anyway, but bovine meat and pork are out, so no steak, hamburgurs etc. :(
        Also fish, but I don’t like fish anyway, so this doesn’t bother me.

        • jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.devEnglish
          2·
          13 hours ago

          Dang bruh, don’t want to get into your business but hopefully the cons aren’t too bad in comparison to the pros!

          Is this something you’ll have to deal with forever, or is it like a recovery period and then you’ll be able to reintroduce those foods?

          • ThunderComplex@lemmy.todayEnglish
            1·
            8 hours ago

            naww ask away, this was a voluntary OP to help me lose weight. so I have an appointment next week for the first time to check my vitals, but as far as I know it’s mostly permanent.
            I do have to take a shitton of vitamins every day, but after my OP I had a roommate who went thru the same surgery a few years back, and he said after the appointment that I have next week they told him he doesn’t have to take a particular vitamin anymore. It would be great if I didn’t need those 1000mg calcium supplements anymore hehe, but I think the multivitamins are gonna be permanent.

            As for the intolerances, I do think they’re permanent, as my roommate also said he had to change his diet and I don’t think that returns to normal. The post OP information did mention that these particular types of food can cause issues, and I should retry a intolerant food after 4 weeks, but it’s been a few months so I think I’m locked out of that particular branch of food

  • LillyPip@lemmy.caEnglish
    2·
    1 day ago

    Are you kidding? That burger is huge! Look at it next to the whale. Whales are enormous.