This is sooooo me and my bf, omfg 😭
Three times a day, every single day, I ask him this question. And he always replies in the same manner. I wuv him 🩷
This is sooooo me and my bf, omfg 😭
Three times a day, every single day, I ask him this question. And he always replies in the same manner. I wuv him 🩷
My wife asked me if I would still love her if she was a worm.
Me: “What does it mean for you to be a worm? Like, you were never born and instead your consciousness went into a worm somewhere? Or you’re the person you are right now but then you decided to switch to a worm body? Or a witch cursed you and turned you into a worm against your will?”
Her: “I dunno, you just come home and I’m a worm.”
Me: “So I wasn’t there to witness the transformation? I’d probably put the worm outside and try to find you.”
Her: “And when you don’t find me, what do you do with the worm?”
Me: “Nothing? I don’t know it’s you.”
Her: “Really? You won’t take care of me?”
Me: “I don’t think I would even think about the worm in the first place. If anything, I’d maybe squish the worm.”
Her: “You WHAT?!??”
Me: “I mean… uhh…”
Her: “We’re fighting.”
The obvious answer here is to make out with every worm you find just in case.