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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 28 days ago

Pride Versioning

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Pride Versioning

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cm0002@infosec.pub to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 28 days ago
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    7899999999998765

    Even if a developer would make a commit every second, it would take 250 million years to reach version 0.0.7899999999998765

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      And here I was holding my breath for the legendary 0.0.7899999999998766. Thanks for ruining all my dreams.

    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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      no it’s more like Copy of New File (2)_final

      They go up to version 0.0.8, 0.0.9, then they go to 0.0.91, 0.0.92, … 0.0.99, 0.0.991, …

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      AI slop bbyyyyyyy!!!

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        Weak humans would use 250 million years, strong AI can slop it in 1 year.

        /S

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      !theydidthemath@mander.xyz

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      Most of the mistakes they have to fix are incorrect version numbering.

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      I have seen people just add '9’s to it, so to not upgrade the minor, so 2.6.997 gets 2.6.9997 and so on

      Some people cannot math.

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        Wow a little bit of math is a dangerous thing

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      that’s with the assumption that the smallest increment was used every time

      I sometimes increment things by adding the next decimal place

      note: I am not a developer, just a dude making tools at work. but I somehow always end up incrementing something now and then from 1.21 to 1.211 because I wanted to avoid the “1.21 new actually newest” situation and bumping to 1.22 didn’t make sense. it’s like temporary versioning for me, WIP files

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        Bothers me that you wouldn’t go for 1.21.1 but you got the freedom to be WRONG. WRONG WRONG WRONG[1] if you want.


        1. just teasing with this part of my reply :) ↩︎

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          I do that too sometimes lol but I’m just not a fan

          if it were actual releases, yeah totally. but it’s just temporary files

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        1.21 to 1.211

        So +190 increment is totally ok for you, but +1 sometimes “didn’t make sense”. IT DOESN"T MAKE ANY SENSE! Oh, and you can use letters. 1.21 -> 1.21a looks MUCH more explanatory for your purposes than “+1 is too harsh increase, so I’ll increase on 190!”

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        Sub version tags make sense but for the the love of pie if you’re going to use a number at least separate it from the others, like 1.21-1

        • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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          27 days ago

          = 0.21

          ;-)

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            27 days ago

            Roffffl you’re pure evil

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