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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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    People lose their minds when they find out I’m not a very good brain surgeon.

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      People are not amused when they find out I’m not a very good clown.

      • Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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        People too will boo when they find out I’m not a very good cow rancher.

  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    People find out I’m not a very good electrician when they’re shocked.

  • JackTea@piefed.world
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    I uparrowed but didn’t like doing it.

  • Godric@lemmy.world
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    I professionally go by “Frank Zappa” as a warning, why are all these old geezers hiring me?

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    At least in Japan you need consent.

  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
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    People are thrilled when they see I am going to use exactly these pliers as a dentist.

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    I thought that was this forklift driver again.

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