Wanna buy some chicks? They’re going cheep.
Iron Lynx
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Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you see the blind man fall off the cliff ?English
3·1 day agoWhat’s one sentence you probably shouldn’t read in Braille?
A:
CAUTION: HOT SURFACE!
I guess there’s a lot buried here, so let’s start digging.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?English
5·5 days agoAt least they could find solace at the party with the ghost, who also had no body to go with.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you hear about the guy who got caught stealing hay at the farm? He was arrested....English
4·8 days agoNon USA either. While I have seen and heard the word “Bail” more often, I don’t know what it is well enough to explain it for you :/
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I was reading instructions on how to build stairs but I quit...English
3·8 days agoIdk about that. I’ve always liked elevators, they always lift me up.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 metres long?English
3·11 days agoOnly to stick them back together and stuff them.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Pilots never get flustered flying fixed-wing aircraftEnglish
3·11 days agoWait, they’re all flappable?
🔫 Always have been.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?English
2·11 days agoWhat do you call a loose head without a nose?
spoiler
No body nose
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on Earth?English
2·13 days agoWhatever the case, they’ll surely age poorly.
As an Archer, I need to know. Should I be worried for my arrows?
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•How can you tell if your chicken is evil?English
2·15 days agoWhy did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross the road again?
Because they’re a dirty double-crosser!
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What do you call a factory that makes okay products?English
5·19 days agoThey’re both slightly different flavours of a great game. Lost weeks, if not months, to both.
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I’m using the latest apple productsEnglish
1·22 days agoDon’t ask? Tough shit mate.
What’s the story here?
...
Jk I won’t make you answer
On a meta note, I think this is more of an uncle joke
… Should we point to the UncleJokes community for stuff like this?
Iron Lynx@lemmy.worldto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Q: What's the biggest catnip delivery company in the United States?English
3·1 month agoAnd The Netherlands too, via PststststNL
People too will boo when they find out I’m not a very good cow rancher.

Because the joke makes rather pointed, specific references to genitalia.