• setVeryLoud(true);@lemmy.ca
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    6 hours ago

    I need to know what everyone has in their pants at all times with perfect accuracy! For… Reasons. Including, and especially, children! I must know what is in the pants of the children! For… Their own safety! Yes! Let kids be kids by making sure I know at all times what is in their pants!