I need to know what everyone has in their pants at all times with perfect accuracy! For… Reasons. Including, and especially, children! I must know what is in the pants of the children! For… Their own safety! Yes! Let kids be kids by making sure I know at all times what is in their pants!

You don’t get it. The existence of trans people threatens the existence of penises everywhere.

If you don’t oppress and silence trans people, your penis might fall off. That’s a scientific fact.